Aesthetically the perfect breasts, not too big and can hold their own against gravity and blouse tug (derived from "pert and perky")
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named JosephineDokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.
By Fleurette
Pert
a shout-out to a girl’s technical or artistic capability as being expert and pertinent. Used specifically to draw attention to a female’s value, beyond her physical appearance, or in the context of a male dominated activity.
Girl, that’s pert. (Male or Female commenting on a female friend’s digital arton sale as an NFT)
A talking wooden wind-up explosive vibrator, whose anus has been claimed by a REPO team and made public property. They exist as a race in space lads and are constantly made fun of with many snapshotted mistakes and memes.
