Define Pessi Meaning

Pessi
Pessi is a little man from Argentina who statpads against smaller teams by scoring pens.

Did you see that pessi penalty he is so bad
By Lucretia
Pessi
Pionel Pandres Pessi is a ancient finished ghost of the finished club FC Barcelona . He is notorious for ghosting for PissG in one of the biggest farms on the planet. You will never see him defending in his own half as he is a goal hanging tap-in merchant. Without Xavi and Ronaldinho Pessi cannot reach his full tap-in powers.
Other characteristics include: robbing ballon d’ors and missing pens.

Friend 1: man my girlfriend has been ghosting me lately

Friend 2: damn! your girlfriend is Pessi?
By Ilsa
Pessy
abbreviated form of pessimistic, with a hint of the word "pissy"

Tomorrow night's gonna suck. I can already tell.

Wow, someone's a little pessy.
By Mora
Pessi
Pessi is nickname for Lionel Messi, because he scores penalties, or misses them on finals with his team Argentina

-Hey dad, did Argentina win the Copa America?
- No son, Pessi bottled it with missed penalty
By Pamela
Pessi
PESSI-is the nickname of Lionel Messi who always misses penalties,even when his fans braggs about scoring it is easy af!

By Kally
Pessi
Pessi is a nickname for Lionel Messi as he scores most of his goals through penalty kicks

Hey, did you see Pessi' new penalty goal today? That makes 10 penalty kicks in the last 10 games.
By Mab
Pessi
Pessi is a overrated penalty merchant from Argentina, don't be surprised if you don't see him, he might be sleeping in the box so don't disturb him

'wow dad who is that, son that is a penalty merchant,'wow dad I can't see him in the game,son that is because he is camping in the box so when he gets the ball he can dive,'dad I would never want to be a fan of Pessi
By Melamie
Pessi
Pessi is internationally known to rig ballon dors be worse than Cristiano Ronaldo the greatest of all time and the only goals Pessi can score is penalty’s after getting carried by the rest of the team

Guy: Pessi is shit.
Other Guy: Yes Ronaldo is better siiuuuuu
By Alaine
Pessi
A fraudulent term created by Penaldogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Lionel Messi. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Pendu fanboys.

"Pessi is finished because he doesn't score tap ins every game like my idol Penaldo"
By Cacilie
Pessi
the carbonated cola soft drink Pepsi, as pronounced by some Asian-American restaurant employees and others who take a respectful liking to such dialectic pronunciation

"We have Pessi, Diet Pessi, 7-Up, Mountain Dew, hot tea, coffee, and water."

"Diet Coke? Diet Pessi okay?"
By Pierette