Eeeasy pickins. A girl who would open up for you like a pleasant picnic basket on a fresh spring day. Portable, and everyone gets some of what's inside!
Bored with our usual routine, she asked to try something new. So I looked through her purse for fun objects for a picnic basket.
By Erica
Picnic Basket
A sexual act in which one party eats a combination of salad, sandwich, and blackberrypie, then vomits onto the genitals of another party during oral sex.
A survival bag, usually holding personal possessions and every day carry items that also has a concealed gun compartment for self defense purposes. Also called a "get home bag". Since Detroit has a high crime rate, the meaning is clear. It's a survival bag.
The female form of masturbation. Where you would say "whacking it, jacking off, etc." for a male, you would say "packing her picnic basket" for a female.
Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.
Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!
Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!
