Husband comes home and sits groceries on
kitchen counter, then goes to do something else. Husband comes back into the kitchen and asks wife "have you been in the kitchen (mean look on face)" wife "no. Why?" He doesn't say, so wife gets up and goes into kitchen...just to see that he asked because the groceries weren't put up. Wife thinks to self "you could've put those
up yourself, you
man pig!"
My husband is such a man pig because he thinks I'm going to just do everything for him because we are married.