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Witherspoon
White bitch with a ghetto booty

Hey check out the junk in Witherspoon's trunk!
By Ninnetta
Witherspooned
A person who, in essence, withers up and dies, usually from an unnatural cause.

After wasting our money on that Christmas disaster, "The Four Christmases", my boyfriend went into cardiac arrest and could've potentially Witherspooned if I hadn't called 911!
By Kath
Witherspooned
To be punched in the face/groin by a person with the last name 'Witherspoon.'

Dude! I called Billy a jerk, and he totally witherspooned me!
By Vivia
Reese Witherspoon
A hot actress who is married to Ryan Phillippe. She starred in films such as Cruel Intentions, Legally Blonde and Vanity Fair.

Reese Witherspoon is pure hotness
By Eve
Reese Witherspoon
To be a tightass, Pompass bitch

Damn, that hoe is so 'Reese Witherspoon
By Imelda
Reese Witherspoon
A girl who looks average until she smiles when it becomes plain she has horse DNA.

An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was.

An ugly whining bitch.

A: "Is that Reese Witherspoon?"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."

A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?"

B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"
By Katlin
Reese Witherspoon
A famous actress that is apparently stalked by some and vigorously hated by others.

Wow, urbandictionary.com contributers sure are opinionated, aren't they? Some of these definitions creep me out, no one should know THAT much about a celebrity (reese witherspoon).
By Alexina
Reese Witherspoon
she's classy, kind, stylish, intelligent (she attended stanford university), pretty, a good mother, down-to-earth, and most of all, an amazing actress. some of her excellent movies include legally blonde, sweet home alabama, just like heaven, and walk the line (which she won best actress for). she is my favorite actress.

Reese Witherspoon is a wonderful role model for women.
By Jaclin
Queef Witherspoon
when a girl's friend places her legs behind her head and plungers her vagina until it makes the ultimate queef.

Hey i heard Megan just got a Queef Witherspoon in the other room. *Glurp

yea i just heard it too *Blurrrrb
By Missie
Reese Witherspoon
A gorgeous down to earth brilliant actress who was married to a man who looked more feminine than she did and who also did not deserve her

Ryan Phillipe divorced Reese Witherspoon because she won an oscar and he was'nt man enough to handle it.
By Aurelie