A girl who looks average until she smiles when it becomes plain she has horse DNA.
An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan
Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets
how lucky she was.
An ugly
whining bitch.
A: "Is that Reese Witherspoon?"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."
A: "Did you hear Ryan
Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have
split up?"
B: "Yeah, she must've
given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"