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Define Maternal Meaning

Maternal
For a long penis wiener to insert in the vagina to create a annoying ass brat

We are gunna maternal until we regret it 10 years later cause we done fucked up.
By Meridith
Maternal Fornicator
polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"

Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?
By Lenee
Maternal Support
Something I don’t have

*I proceed to shed a single tear over my lack of maternal support*
By Tracee
Maternal Autocrat
A woman with supreme power to make rules, laws and guide lines for her subjects that she herself does not have to follow

I'm seven years old, and I want to watch TV, play Nintendo and drink soda, but the "Maternal Autocrat" which oversees my daily activities denies me the oppurtunity to create balance in my life through leisure and freedom.
By Cthrine
Maternal-Paparazzi
A mother (or father: see paternal-paparazzi) that always takes photos or movies of her kids no matter what they are doing.

That mother is always taking pictures of her kids at the park like she is a member of the maternal-paparazzi.
By Jaimie
Maternal Unit
The female body that gave birth to a person who chooses not to recognize that female as their mother for whatever reason. A disowned biological mother.

Jennifer isn't my mother. She's the maternal unit that happened to give birth to me.
By Leena
Maternal Blindness
Truly believing your ugly child is the best looking kid on the planet.

"Sara certainly has maternal blindness with her newest addition that baby is uglier than sin but she keeps bragging about how cute it is what is she thinking?"
By Rea
Maternity Leave
A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.

RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.

Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?

RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...

Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!

RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever
By Ricky
Maternal Beverage
booby milk, milk that comes from your mums tits!

Mother may I please have some of your tasty maternal beverage
By Mame
Maternal Death
The act or fact of a woman dying in childbirth, especially by pregnancy-related complications

Sierra Leone has the highest rate of maternal death, which is 1,800 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births. Afghanistan has the second highest rate of maternal death, which is 1,700 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births. The United States has a rate of 12 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births.
By Karolina