When you pass out at a party and appear to have stopped breathing and thus resulting in the host calling an ambulance, then waking up in hospital the next morning.
Noun: Refers to someone with a penis this is less than five inches in length when erect.
Adjective: Describes a person who has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect.
Billy: "Hey Sally my friend Joe has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect."
Bobby: "Yeah I know, my friend Joe is a pinto because he has a small penis."
By Wren
Pinto
1. A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto used to refer to their relationship, often in a romantic and/or sexual context.
2. The name given to a lovechild produced by the union of the aforementioned actors, whose likeness is imagined to combine the most attractive attributes of each man into a glorious whole.
1. "It's not my fault I ship Pinto; it's their fault for being so awesome together."
1. An ugly, moronically designed Ford product introduced in the '70s which was prone to explosions (and killed a few people) thanks to the gas tank being positioned directly behind the back bumper.
1) A car introduced in 1971 by Ford as competition for the new import and domestic subcompacts. Designed to be a simple car that Ford could produce with little time and money spent to redesign and retool every couple of years.
2) A form of habitation synonymous with home in many hobo and pimp communities and circles.
1) We must not let the schematics for the Pinto fall into the wrong hands.
A female addicted to methamphetamine who claims everything is hers yet is homeless, jobless and shameless. Said female will entertain anyone who holds a bag containing any amount of methamphetamine. In a group setting where there is more than one "pinto" no article of clothing, cosmetic pallete, or gel pen is safe. The endless scandals, lies, and betrayal can be just some of the bad action you'll encounter while in the company of pintos.