A response for when your friends decide to make a sad,
tasteless joke, bring up a
touchy memory, or
just do some weird, pointless shit, that makes one question as to why a bus has not proceeded to hit them yet.
Person one: Do you want to hear a joke?
Person two: Uh, sure?
Person one: Why did the banana go to
the doctor?
Person two: ...
Person one: Because he wasn't
peeling well!
Person two:
Please die...