Define Please No Meaning

Please No
Something you say to someone who's about to do something stupid/unfavorable (usually exposing something about you) in a casual manner

A homie: I'm gonna tell the boys about how you punched Sarah
me: please no
By Jo-Ann
Please
an expression of joy or laughter in response to a funny joke/statement. typically a substitute for "LOL", "LMAO", etc.

"did you see this picture that laur sent?"

"PLEASE THAT'S SO FUNNY"
By Hallie
And Please
A short and quick phrase uttered in reponse to a story bring told that seems to have no purpose, a frustrating situation, or simply to disagree. In essence, it is short for the phrase, "and please, shut the f*** up." Also abbreviated as "AP."

Not to be confused with "N-please" (as in Nigga Please)

Person 1: "Man I have been studying for 12 hours now, im a machine."

*(in reality, he has spent more time on facebook and IM than studying)
Person 2: AP!

Person 1: BP's president is claiming that the oil spill will have only moderate effects on the environment.
Person 2: And please, Mr. President.
By Rhona
No Please
This is basically like saying "no thankyou"

*advert pops up*
No please nigga
By Frannie
Please

By Nissie
Please

Hand me those cookies, please.
By Halette
Please No
please don't approve this i just needed to write something so i could vote on others things cause im bad at tech

please no to voting this, this shouldn't be in urban dictionary
By Frankie
Please
Please is the magic word. The MAGIC word. PLEASE. uh uh

"50 cents please?"
"PHUC NO!"
"Just to pleeeease myself?"
"ok sure bb."
"unh!"
By Juli
Please
In Cincinnati (Cincy), this is slang/short for "Could you please repeat that?"

Clerk: Ju orda da watr?
Cincinnatian: Please?
Clerk: Did you order the water?
By Ruthanne
Please
can b used instead of eitha (1) "i don't believe you" or (2) "yeah, right."

(1) "ey, i jus fucked 50 cent in tha back of hiz whip, girl!" >> "girl, please."

(2) "stop frontin, u kno u want me!" >> "PLEASE."
By Emilee