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Define Poner Meaning

Poner
An erection that results from having to urinate very badly.

Noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.
By Madelena
Poner
a pussy boner

Erin: That guys so hot
Olivia: He just gave me a PONER
Harley: Major poner
By Collie
Poner
What you call it when you pwn someone or something so hardcore in a game that it gives you an erection.

Dude, did you see that!? I totally just got two headshots with one sniper round! Oh man, I think I'm getting a poner.
By Annecorinne
Poner
when you get a boner for no reason other than you have to pee or have been holding pee for a while

i was in the car so long i got a poner
By Ashil
Poner
when a girl is turned on and has a boner, her poon pulses and you call this a poner.

to test this sit ontop of the girl and see if her poon pulses.. if it pulses then she's turned on and has a poner!

-'ahhh you lezzer your pooons fucking pulsing, shes got a poner?! '

-jays so fucking hot!
-you have a poner?
-yeah my poon's pulsing like no other!
By Theda
Poner
derivitive from the spanish verb "to put." poner is to put out, and when in respect to a human, it is somone who puts out, most likely easily.

god damn, kendall wishes all guys were poners.
By Jany
Poner
1. abbrev. pony tail.
see pone

i didn't have time to brush my hair today, so i put it up into a poner.
By Lavinia
Poner
An impotency problem when you really don't want it. Mhahahahahahaha!

Dammit you're hot, but I have a poner problem at the moment.
By Sharl
Poner
A mix between a poser and a stoner.. kewl, hu!?!

"You damn poner!!"
"wtF is that supposed to mean??"
"shutup you mongolion mongoose!!"
By Noelle
Poner
A boner from seeing My LIttle Pony: Friendship is Magic content.

This picture of Rainbow Dash licking Twilight Sparkle just gave me a poner.
By Ellynn