Define Portsmouth Meaning

Portsmouth is a small farming town in Hampshire. The locals dress like scarecrows, speak in a strange Romany-influenced rural dialect, and are known as worzels or carrot crunchers.

The biggest shithole in the UK. Full of Skate (see definition) and the place smells of nats piss and fish (Grimbsy pales into comparison compared to Portshithole).

Relative pawpers in terms of a football team compared to their superior counter parts along the coast. Common sense though will soon prevail and the team of foreign refugee's will be relegated back down where they belong.

Full of Pikeys, a pathetic excuse for a town and football team, if you ever get the chance to go there, DON'T! The smell of fish hits you as soon as you enter. they're all little skates who think they have a good football team, well I have six words 'Harry and Jim, Red and White' YOu stupid skate bastards. You think that your TOWN, (not city like Southampton) is brilliant when infact it is a dump, even you fishy fucks know the best thing abbout your 'town' is the M27 out of it.

Portsmouth is the chav central of the south. Full of illiterate brain dead idiots who can barely string a sentence together. Raiding Asda on giro day for Value chips and burgers to feed to their truanting/stealing gippo kids.

portsmouth = sk8 motha fukers

Portsmouth City.

A wonderful City on the South Coast of the UK. Portsmouth has two cathedrals, thus making doubly sure it is a CITY! Home of the British Navy, and containing a large amount of maritime history. Home of HMS Warrior and HMS Victory and The Mary Rose.

Known locally as 'Pompey', this city boasts many tourist attractions, including the Spinnaker Tower, the UK's tallest structure outside of London.

Unfortunately Portmouth's popularity has made it the envy of many of it's neighbours, causing them to spew forth unnecessary hatred and incorrect remarks (please see other entries).

A small town located in Aquidneck island full of snotty rich kids who only care about football games and drugs. Girls sports teams are ignored and nobody cares about them. Everyone knows everyone so there's lots of gossip and no secrets. Portsmouth is better than Middletown and Newport because a.) it isn't irrelevant, and b.) it isn't ghetto. If you live here you automatically hate Barrington, Tiverton, and the other two island towns(see above.) GO PATRIOTS. If you were raised here you're basically stuck-nobody ever leaves the island unless it's for an away football game. Non-islanders think our lives are great-top three school system, nice beaches, and big houses-until they move here themselves. But too late! They're stuck forever. Don't say I didn't warn you.

A wart on the arsehole of humanity. Marginally worse than Southampton, which is where the Scummers live(under a stone of course).

a fuckin ledgendary city in the south of england situated near some shit hole called southampton.

an immense city in the south coast of england full of english people not like the paki infested excuse of a city called southampton. Portsmouth is a genarally an awsome place. It has the best football team in hampshire and one of the best firms in england apart from millwall, chelsea and maybe west ham.

The people of portsmouth support their team and are nice people.