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Define Pot Roast Meaning

Pot Roast
The sexual act wherein a female fellates a man while she is defecating on the toilet. This is similar to the blumpkin.

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump, and she insisted on giving me a pot roast.
By Phillida
Pot Roast
A sexual act involving 3 men and one woman, a play on the spit roast. Involves anal, oral, and vaginal intercourse simultaneously.

The three brothers were close enough to pull a pot roast on that girl.
By Ilse
Pot Roast
The sexual act wherein a female fellates a man while she is defecating on the toilet. This is similar to the blumpkin.

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump, and she insisted on giving me a pot roast.
By Viva
Pot Roast
The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot.

I can't believe that bitch let me give her the Pot Roast...
By Crissy
Pot Roast
Burned out hippie - slow due to years of cannabis abuse

Tommy Chong is a pot roast
By Tonya
Pot Roast
To describe a fat girl whose skin engulfs the straps of here clothing, like a pot roast engulfs the string it is bound with.

"Who's this nasty-looking pot roast girl walking down the street?"
By Atalanta
Pot Roasted
When you take a dump on your partner's chest (or face) but instead of a solid log it comes out as an array of juices and chunks from all the liquor the night before.

Man I tried to give my girlfriend a hot karl last night, but I partied so hard the night before, I pot roasted her all over the face.
By Carol
Tuscan Pot Roast
Pooping while sitting cross-legged on a hot sidewalk.

Dude just made a tuscan pot roast right on the sidewalk in front of Denny's.
By Rachael
Cronked Pot Roast
A hypothetical noun used in an exclamation of shock or surprise usually used to berate and belittle somebody who has wronged you, normally followed by an exaggeration of the events that preceded the uttering of the words “you cronked the pot roast?!?”

“You cronked the pot roast?!?”
“What? No I didn’t dude!”
“Just look at all the piss and shit on the bed, on the floor and on the ceiling, on the cat and on the dog, on the door on the knob, all throughout the kitchen boiling in a kettle! That’s a cronked pot roast if I’ve ever seen one.”
“Nigga stop lying”
By Frankie
Mississippi Pot Roast
Similar to a pot roast. The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot. After the act, you then fry it up on the stove to feed her many children.

I gave her the ol Mississippi Pot Roast after I saw how many got dang kids she had running around the place. Hungry and begging for scraps.
By Fanny