The practice of starting a tourist-shop near my gargantuan wang, and selling
life-like custom-made miniaturized dildos - complete with
pulsating dorsal vein - to the male gender, in order for them to treat their girlfriends on a properly sized dick.
I'm a priapist and worship the godlike phallus of my
overlord.
Damn, I wish I had such a
massively sized wang. I would totally
skewer my bitch on it.