Define Printing Press Meaning

Printing Press
A dirty sex position which involves shoving dollar bills into the vagina

Bro, i totally printing pressed her last night
By Michele
Printing Press
A niche one-person sex machine that distinctly resembles an old fashioned printing press.

There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.

"I spent 15 minutes on the printing press last night....best orgasms I have ever had!"
By Lu
Toilet Printing Press
When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.

My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon
By Ernesta
Australian Print Press
A sexual position involving three people, two females and one man. The females are bound together in such a way that their pubic regions are pressed together. The binding harkens back to the original of Australia as a prison colony. Then the male inserts his genetalia in-between the compressed pubic regions of the two females. The genetalia is said to resemble paper coming out of a print press between the women.

Bob and Mary got that sluzza they met at the pub in a good, old fashioned Australian print press, the lucky bloke.
By Ansley