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Define Proctologist Meaning

Proctologist
someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses

the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass
By Tresa
Proctologist
a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.

i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.
By Debbie
Proctologist
an ass inspector

my proctologist found a big piece of shit in my ass
By Bernita
Proctologist
An assmaster that also works as a doctor.

Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)
By Chelsae
Proctologist
That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.

Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.
By Melisa
Proctologist
One who receives sheer joy by inspecting and treating patients assholes.

One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.
By Evvy
PROCTOLOGIST
Also known as: A shitty job.

Ernie: You know Burt, McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the frier!

Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.
By Avivah
Proctologist
A person that brown noses so much they may as well have been a proctologist.

You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now.

You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.
By Holly
Unlicensed Proctologist
A TSA agent.

1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.

2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.

3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.
By Dorene
Forensic Proctologist
Someone who looks up your arse to see what crawled up there and died

Man you need a forensic proctologist. That is pure evil.

I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.
By Verine