Erin: Man, I tried to take a huge shit but it wasn't ready
Sandra: Dude, that's so puce.
By Perrine
Puce
The ultimate annihilation. An infinite and immeasurable force, simular to that of the Mjölnir (Thor's hammer), exerted upon an unsuspecting victim. It is said that to puce someone is to kill them 868 times over, totally destroying them physically and mentally.
1. Pee that has been consumed and subsequently regurgitated. The resulting mixture is a combination of puke and pee, known as puce.
2. When you're so drunk, that you puke, and then pee in it and vice versa. The mixture is similar, but not identical, to the one listed above.
A sexual act that involves eating a lot of beets, taking a "beet" shit into a condom, putting said condom on and plowing someone while pushing one of their breasts like a car horn and humming "La Cucaracha".
Oh, man. Sandra's a freak! She made me give her a puce buick and she totes orgasmed right at the last note of "La Cucaracha". You know her....she's from the MRMB board. I'm totes stoaked to bone her again!