Define Pylon Meaning

Pylon
A defenseman in hockey who does absolutely nothing except for standing in front of the opposing team’s offense when they are on a breakaway hoping that they run into him so it looks like he’s actually doing something productive when in reality he should be a grocery stick because he is ass at everything else.

Matthias: GRADY! STOP STANDING AT THE BLUE LINE LIKE A FUCKING PYLON AND START DOING SHIT!
By Martynne
Pylon
A Complete Idiot,Dumb ass or someone who is really quiet and loafs

joe crosses street without looking and gets hit by car.......... joe is a pylon
By Martita
Pylon
The orange traffic cone on the sides of the road near the intersections to determine when and where the lane changes and to warn you when and where

I have a pylon i stole and forced every one to sign
By Hinda
Pylon
A motorist that drives at the posted speed limit or very close to it.

If we consider an observational reference frame at the posted speed limit, these motorists traveling at the posted speed limit are effectively stationary.

On larger roads, these "pylons" can be easily navigated around by any real drivers (motorists that travel safely while well above the posted speed limit).

On the road, there are two types of people:
Drivers, and pylons.
By Devondra
Pylon
An object of which additional copies must be constructed.

By Hilary
Pylon
A building from the game starcraft, used by the protoss race. There can never be too many of this building, and they are required to build units. Additionally, these units provide the psionic matrix for warping in buildings.

By Lillis
Pylon
A large pole like structure, often rounder. In modern times they are generally grey coloured and may hold up a roofor building.

In Ancient Egypt they were seen at the entrances to a temple.

Wow! That pylon is huge!

So glad we have that pylon there or else the roof would collapse for sure!
By Wilone
The Pylon
The act of coating one's fingers in the dust of Takis corn chips; connecting the tips of the thumb, index and ring fingers to form a cone shape; inserting the finger-cone into one's anus and spreading the fingers apart.

I called the Dollar General to see if they had any Taki's in stock; I'm hoping to perform The Pylon tonight.
By Betteann
Pylon

Chicks pile on the pylon; they can't get enough!
By Nariko
Pylon
an inanimate object lacking enough intelligance to get off the road during Harley rushour.

The pylon was to busy playing with his fuckstick to see the oncoming traffic.
By Abbie