R.A.M.
This stands for Random
Accessible Manhood. In many circumstances, men need to access certain degrees of manhood to accomplish a task. Sometimes the
accessible degree of manhood is random and over or under the degree needed which can make him look like a hero or a
hoser.
While nursing his fifth dry stout, the fetching
barmaid, Maddie asked Beau to open a fresh jar of olives. Instead of accomplishing this request with ease, Beau struggled and felt humiliated. Oddly enough it was not eight moments later when he quickly cooled a conflict between two meatheads. Maddie
comped him another pint and said his
R.A.M. made him mysterious.