What you may literally
hafta do if you wanna learn Chinese --- some of their text is arranged in a vertical column that
hasta be scanned from the bottom to the top in order to decipher it. Makes ya wonder how the Chinese don't get sore necks from all dat bobble-headed
noddin' they do whenever they sit down to read da mornin' paper.
Learning how to make sense of all that fancy
vertical signage in
Chinatown is fairly simple --- just read up on it.