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Define Red Lobster Meaning

Red Lobster
A restaurant you order a meal at solely to get the cheddar biscuits.

-------Boondocks Reference-------
Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster
Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!

Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good
Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have
By Rebecca
Red Lobster
When a man penetrates a menstraiting woman, then pulls out and slaps her in the chest and orgasming at the same time, thus leaving a red "lobster" shape and a buttery finish

"Jane is super freaky, she asked my dad to give her a red lobster"
By Barbaraanne
Red Lobster
A special form of fellatio in which the giver uses lots of teeth, and then finishes the recipient off by giving his cock an indian sunburn.

Lobsterfest was alot more fun at the other Red Lobster
By Georgie
Red Lobster
a sexual act wherein a man fists a menstruating woman and pinches her cervix

"After I removed Jane's tampon with my teeth, she writhed in ecstasy as I gave her a red lobster"
By Sibeal
Red Lobster
To throw a used tampon at someone as an act of defiance.

OMG Suzie she just totally red lobstered you, you skank.
By Rivkah
Red Lobster
When a woman with a fishy smelling pussy has her period

Damn dude, did you hear Elena is the new red lobster?
By Amy
Red Lobster
When a man with a bifid penis has sex with a girl on her period making his dual penis appear like the claw of a lobster this is known as the red lobster.

Is that a red lobster? No that's Steve's bifid penis. He just banged that chick that's on the tag.
By Cassey
Red Lobster
Red Lobster (noun) - Tape a girl's hands up around her thumb and fingers so they are like claws. Then repeatedly make her angry with insults while smacking her lightly around the cheeks with your penis until she gets good and red. Then as you about to ejaculate, stand over her and draw some butter from your member.

Yo man, my bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up last night about watching "Say Yes to The Dress", so I tied her up and gave her a Red Lobster.
By Grissel
Red Lobster
Legal Seafood for Black People

White guy: I went to legal seafood the other day. It was quite tasty.
Black guy: Maaaayng, I went to reyt lobsta (Red Lobster) d'udduh day. Iz gewd! Fo SHO! my baby mamma, she love dem skrimp! And iz a classy joint meng!
By Caron
Red Lobster
When her junk smells like fish, and she serves crabs.

Julie is such a red lobster.
By Jill