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Define Relay Race Meaning

Relay Race
Another sexual term used only by the most extreme fetishists, a relay race is the act of defecating into another person's anus, then they either defecate back into your anus or into the anus of the next person on down the line.

Jorge and Sheila and I ran a mean relay race the other day.

You better be sure to lay off the beans if you want to be in shape for next week's relay race.
By Candy
Beaver Tossing Relay Race
beaver tossing relay race describes the process of sharing a girlfriend among many friends of the same group.

I feel bad for this poor girl, she's been in the middle of a beaver tossing relay race at the office for a few years now.
By Dione
Can A Camel Beat Four Midgets In A Relay Race
It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"
By Rana