Director
Hoib Goldbaum: "Say,
lets make a movie with a mindless plot with shameless exploitation of every human emotion, depicting a lapdog husband under the control of a beautiful middle aged soccer mom who dresses well and has suspicously young children with fake southern accents."
Producer Sol Horowitz: "So you don't think
Gere's already working?"
Goldbaum: "Working? Yeah, he's working with a gerbil!"