Bartender: Here you go, two shots of tequila.
Andy: We didn't order these.
Bartender: They're from the two ladies over there.
(Points to two
10 year old girls)
Andy: Dude, nice! Thank you, ladies.
Bartender: Watchout, they're
gerbils.
Andy:
Gerbils?
Bartender: Yeah, The opposite of cougars.