The upcoming wedding between
Prince William of Wales, second in line to the throne and 'commoner'
Kate Middleton to be held on the
29th April 2011, shown to billions of people around the world.
The most eagerly anticipated event in the entire history of the world if you believe the British tabloids.
British Tabloid:
THE ROYAL WEDDING IS NEXT WEEK11!!!
OMFG WAITY
KAITY TO MARRY WILLIAM!!!
KATE TOO SKINNY TO MARRY!!11!!!
KATE IS TOO MUCH LIKE DIANA!1!!
CAN A COMMONER REALLY BECOME QUEEN??!
WHICH WEDDING DRESS WILL KATE WEAR??!!!
Rest of World: Who even cares?