Define S.o.m.a Meaning

S.o.m.a.
Rectal mucus discharge. "S.O.M.A.", literally, an acronym for "Snot Out (of) My Ass". For individuals with IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) or colinitis, this discharge is a common occurrence. The discharge is often following flatulence. S.O.M.A. can, in rare instances, indicate Krohn's disease.

Gentleman recalling a story: "So there I was in the can, I pushed and thought was going to take a dump, and it was a big jelly mess of s.o.m.a.!
By Hyacintha
S.O.M.A

Fleggles: Have you ever tried yoga?
Fleggles jr: I prefer S.O.M.A
By Paulita