When two computers want to have sex with each other (and not catch a virus), they must enter safe mode before proceeding with the act. Otherwise, the computers could
Blue Screen and completely mess up their
hard drive.
(This definition applies only to computers running Windows. Mac/
Linux users need not worry about safe mode before letting their computers have sex).
Press
F8 while your computer is
booting up to enter safe mode. Then do whatever you want with it (you
sick bastard).