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Blue Screen
Microsoft's idea of a joke. An unfunny one.

Ha ha... You got a blue screen.
By Laryssa
Blue Screen
Very annoying screen that appears when something wrong happens to your Windows operating system. Appears a lot of times. Tells you about the "problem". Maybe Microsoft needs to put in more effort!

Damn, the blue screen appeared again and my program's screwed up!
By Venita
Blue Screen
When your computer gets possessed by a demon eg. Bill Gates.

Somebody get a flamethrower! Bill gates has possessed my computer!!1
By Brandice
Blue Screen
What happens 50% of the time when you click the Author's name under an Urban Dictionary def.

Please fix the "blue screen" issue.
By Riane
Blue Screen
v. Originally terming from the blue screen of death, blue screening refers to when you're on the verge of collapse, either from
1. Sleep deprivation or
2. Extreme exhaustion, usually post-coital.

1. "Okay, this LAN has gone on for days. I've gotta take a break and blue screen. Catch you in a few hours."

2. "Aww... it's so cute when I wear guys out enough that they blue screen right after sex!"
By Jerrylee
Blue Screen
The leading cause of suicide in America.

Tony killed himself last night. I was there when it happened. He was just playing a game of Minesweeper when he got a blue screen. He later hung himself.
By Josephine
Blue Screen
A screen designed to cut off the function of programs when your system sources are low. The screen tells you to either go back and wait for the program response, or to restart with Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

I exceeded my RAM limit, and the blue screen of death came up.
By Koo
Blue Screen
The evil FUCKIN thing that taunts every fuckin user of the windows system!!

NOOOOOOO the FUCKING blue screen of FUCKIN DEATH!!!!
By Andriana
Blue Screen
A computer nerd's nightmare.

Computer nerd: "OH NOES!! I got thee blue screen of death! It hath smitten me with ye's mighty pen of DOOM brouthen unto thee by an error caused by evil microsoft's computer! Bill gates is the devil! I shall hit return, then ctrl alt del! then I shall tell other fellow nerd's that the blue screen of death is the worst possible thing to ever happen to anyone anytime anywere in canada! Or US! Because we think US is the best because we think we are the best cuz we think wer better than cnadsa because we think we are smarter arne better and more articyultate andd such. NERDS UNTIE!!"
By Legra
Blue Screen
The act of getting blackout drunk in which you lose all control and your body must reset. Similar to that of an iPhone after being damaged.

James: hey joe, where's Kevin?
Joe: Kevin is being helped to the bathroom, he's pretty much hit the blue screen stage.
By Hattie