Define Sardonic Meaning

Sardonic
disdainfully erotic or skeptically humorous and vaginal.

When Grey told Brown he was being sardonic, Brown was not aroused.
By Cindra
Sardonic
Sardine-like, relating to sassy sardines

I wouldn't say i'm sassy, just a little sardonic. You mean you smell like fish?
By Deina
Sardonic
A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.

Performance Review:

Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?

Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)

_________________________________________________
By Milly
Sardonic
Implies scorn, mockery, or derision that is manifested by either verbal or facial expression.

Two sisters are talking older sister says " I am sooo special!" Little sister smiles a wicked smile and says "Yes, you ARE special, now go get your helmet your lil' bus in here!" Wow, the older sisters friends say " Your lil' sister is soooo Sardonic"...
By Mathilda
Sardonic
it's the fancy word for being an asshole

You're such a douchebag that you're bordering on sardonic.
By Lydia
Sardonicated
1.the act of falling through random objects in the universe.

2.being so high you feel like your legs meshed together and you just became a mermaid.

oh my god dude, i am so high that i'm sardonicating through the couch.

my legs are sardonicating into each other
By Lillian