Define Sasquatch Meaning

Sasquatch
The "official" name of Bigfoot; a creature popularly described as being human-like in form but massive in size, appetite, and shoe-size (hence the name...). Often depicted as ape-like and bipedal, this hair-covered mammal is believed by arguably delusional hippies to be the last surviving link between modern man and our evolutionary past. It is believed that the creature resides in the dense forests of the American/Canadian northwest, due to the unconfirmed sitings of this creature in years past. The reason theorists believe it has survived so long is due partly to its elusive, defensively aggressive isolationist behavior, but also its ability to hibernate for very long periods of time after feeding seasons.

The sasquatch, much like UFOs, has had thousands of reported sitings, and not a single shred of verified physical proof found.

Picture a darker chewbacca with a human-like haircovered face.
By Rubie
Sasquatch
The protagonist of a series of commercials advertising Jack Link's Beef Jerky. Sasquatch is depicted as a large, hairy humanoid who is always getting pranked by humans eating Jack Link's Beef Jerky. This leads to Sasquatch becoming enraged and retaliating against his antagonists, with hilarious results.

By Maryanna
Sasquatch
A useless worker who never shows up at work but still collects a paycheck. Now and then there are rumors around the office of an actual sighting, but many of the co-workers have never actually seen this person.

Anyone seen the sasquatch this week?
By Barbara-Anne
Sasquatch
A female with an excessive amount of pubic hair.

Damn you've got a hairy pussy! You got sasquatch living between your legs, bitch?
By Daisy
Sasquatch
A person who is a) unusually hairy or b) has extremely large feet. (Derived from the name for Bigfoot)

John's so hairy he looks like a sasquatch.

Mike just trampled me with his big ol' sasquatch feet.
By Renie
Sasquatch
introverted bear; a hirsute homosexual male who normally would be identified as "bear" but doesn't go out socially enough to be identified as such.

Jack considered going to International Bear Rendezvous Weekend in San Francisco, but being a Sasquatch, he decided to stay home and crochet.
By Aurea
Sasquatch
the act of shaving ones pubic hair and ejaculating on a woman and throwing it on her. This is widely known as the sasquatch.

i have a lot of hair stuck to me since Jimmy did the sasquatch on me last night
By Vera
Sasquatch
1.an extremly massive and huge person; one who is the size of 40 people; a fat ass
2. One who eats 24/7

Holy shit! That sasquatch is fat as hell! There is a sasquatch eating all my food!
By Cissy
Sasquatch
One of many squatches, most commonly known to the layperson as "Big-Foot". The Sasquatch is a large ape-like being with a considerable amount of hair covering a decent amount of the body. Reproductive organs are known to be large. They are often mistaken for African-Americans; some actually believe the Sasquatch to be a distant relative of all African-Americans.

Can be found dining at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, with friends occasionally. Hates Jews for some unclear reason--possibly the stench.

Most Sasquai own 79' El Caminos and can been seen taking some leisure drives with Seasqaui. See Seasquatchfor more details on that type of squatch.

Sasquai are very compliable beings in that they will do jobs for the right price, even if it means to force younglings out of their own youth group/club. It has a profaning backround, and is angered easily. It feels no affection, but for the only thing it can ever love, the Seasquatch.

Captain: We're going to need some seasquonium to fight off this sasquatch.

Robert Smith Impersonator: Yes, back in Middle East, an angry tribe of sasquai bombed our base; fucked up my face. See this (motions to face) fuckin' leporacy. Fuck you.
By Bobbie
Sasquatch
a beautiful, hot, smart, cool, funny, pulchritudinous, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful girl/lady/woman... oh and she has to hav a nice bon bon too

jaymee is a sasquatch cuz she has a nice bon bon
By Kala