Dried santorum (q.v.), which has lost its frothy quality and become all crusty and scaly. Very difficult to remove.
"Damn, I shouldn't have drunk so much at the orgy last night - I overslept, and now all this santorum has turned to scalia - Ouch!"
By Phylys
Scalia
(a) A voyeur or someone that does not believe that anyone has a right to privacy.
(b) A belief that one's high position insulates oneself from charges of unethical conduct.
"Yo, did you see that cute as Scalia scene tonight?"
"Yeah, but SCALLISON is OTPsoz."
By Junie
Scalia
A sexually transmitted disease where the male genitalia becomes small, withered, and coated in an odorous substance that protrudes from the pores on the skin of the penis and scrotum. Other symptoms include: itchiness, erectile dysfunction, advanced aging of the genitalia that spreads to the spinal column and into the brain if not treated within two weeks.
Scalia affects men primarily, specifically those who have had extramarital affairs with younger women or sexual encounters with South American or South Asian 'rentboys'.
Ralph told Sally, "my penis is as rigid and unyeilding as Scalia's interpretation of the constitution!" The dirty Scalia made her smile in satisfaction while she read the Federalist papers and he pounded her from behind.
By Kelcie
Scalia, Antonin
Antonin Scalia, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.