Define Scampering Meaning

The movements of a panty clad female(usually topless) around the house between sexual episodes. Day or weekend long scampering is know as a scamperfest. Usually occuring pre-marriage but scampering can continue after marriage in good relationships.

To run or hurry away from something, usually a fat chick at a party.

What you and your siblings do when your dad comes home drunk

a wet and moist Vagina that has a smell to it, that makes you run away with your nose in the air.

The most obnoxious word in the English language.

a person who is mentally/physically handicapped

one who scampers, usually while in possession of some trinket s/he has light-fingered from a store display, usually out of the store.

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

The shuffling walk you do with your pants and underwear around your ankles when you realize you shit yourself and need to locate a good place to escape your soiled predicament

During a boring sexual intercourse session, in which the male is on top. He quickly removes and exchanges his penis for a banana that resembles member. After inserting the banana he swiftly and silently scampers away.