A
deeply depressed,
lonely child with a strange, possibly sexual, fascination of short, red haired gentlemen.
It is likely that they also have a perverted fetish towards footballers from
U13 accadamies across the 3rd world and runs a forum with other sexualy tormented folks like themselves.
Person A I dunno why
i'm telling your this but love gingers me, strangely enough I also have growing tendancies towards your
younger brother, the way he passed the ball around the field in that under 9s
inter school tournament was majestic... He'll be a star one day.
Person B Your such a Scholes