Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a
fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the
slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for
boarding school"