Define Scootered Meaning

Scootered
Someone who won't ride snowmachines because he would rather do womanly activities.

Guy: Remember that sled trip that dude scootered on?
Girl: Yeah, He showed up at our scrap booking convention and all the girls were like WTF?
By Tiphany
Scootered
to be passed by a scooter usually while riding a motorcycle.

We were cruising down the highway the other day and we saw this guy on a cruiser get scootered.
By Krista
Scootered
to have ones balls placed on your chin

Hey Jim after the football game you want to come over and get scootered ??
By Katharine
Scooter
scoot·er
ˈsko͞odər/

Verb

1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.

Noun

2. Some one who takes up too much space

- Parking diagonally across a drive way

"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."

- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you

"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."

- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.

"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."
By Ashlee
Scooter
a 20-something male who enjoys the company of questionable teenage girls.

"is that Joey over there, talking to those high school girls? He's such a scooter"
By Joete
Scooter
Something you ride but don't tell your friends

"That girl who always hangs around Ralph is such a scooter."
By Lanita
Scooter
"Rave" German music band. Consists of H.P. Baxxter (the main singer) and two other keyboardists. Popular in Europe for hits like "Hyper Hyper" and "Nessaja". Impressive live show. Good party music.

Best Techno Band Ever.

I went to a Scooter concert and it was intense.
By Evvy
Scooterers
little fags who clog up the goddamn skateparks. Little bitches

Those scooterers sure are fags.
By Olympie
Scooterism
The practice of religiously falling off of one's scooter and/or moped.. and possibly their Vespa?

Anyway, they then wah about their knee-scabs. An excellent candidate for and ambulance chaser with uptarded intelligence.

See also Warclaidhm.
By Norean
Scooter
Similar to a fat chick. It is fun to ride until your friends see you with it.

Look at that faggot accross the street on that scooter!
By Cordula