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Define Scratch My Balls Meaning
Scratch My Balls
To express surprise and
delight
at an
unexpected
happening. (An
alternate
usage is a long-winded of telling somebody to fuck off.)
Doug
: Man I got a blow job from that really hot chick.
Fred
: Wow!
Scratch my balls
!
Alternate usage
Doug: Hey Fred, buy the next round of beers mate.
Fred: Scratch my balls!
By Nadean
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Somebody Come Scratch My Balls
what to
say when
either:
A) you have extremely
itchy balls
!!
B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up
C)there is an unbearably
awkward silence
Red: damn
its quiet
in this bitch
Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat*
SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Green: WHAT THE FUCK???
Blue: there, silence broken
Red: you are a
fucking moron
By Fred
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