Define Second Amendment Meaning

The Second Amendment is the most American thing to exist. Anything involving it is abhorrently American.

Clearly the governments way of telling every citizen that they have the right to a pair of bear arms, whether artificial, or through surgical implants.

A needed impetmus for population control.

To shoot and kill someone.

Used as a verb when a clueless asshat gun owner leaves loaded guns lying around and someone, usually a kid, picks it up thinking it's a toy, and shoots an innocent person, often another kid.

The start and end of the Republican constitution.

What it is:

The right to own firearms (originally created with single shot muskets in mind, not 30 round assault rifles), as stated by the U.S. Constitution.

What Republicans think it is:

The absolute, God-given right to own any type or amount of firepower, up to and including nuclear weapons, and the right to gun people down in the streets for looking at you funny. Also, more important than the rest of the Constitution and the Bible put together.

The amendment that is giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment of your car, or your pickup if you live in texas.

A social gathering where friends, family and co-workers get together to discharge firearms. This can be in a variety of forms including professional target practice, discharging firearms at a range or in the woods, or simply shooting cans in your backyard.

This particular event happens on Sundays. In the South, Second Amendment Sunday usually follows Church Service.

Second Amendment events, supporting the Constitution's second amendment "the right to bear arms", can be celebrated on other days of the week and will be called Second Amendment Monday, Second Amendment Tuesday...etc.