Define Seltzer Meaning

drink that can get flavors that looks liek water but is fizzy

large bird who poses as human in math classes to prey on children. not to be trusted. also is extremely boring.

(n.) The act of putting your mouth over an anus that wants to fart.

originally conceptualized by the great visionary, chaos druid.

in theory, a seltzer boy is everything and he is nothing.

he is an abomination to the elements, destroying all that lies in his way.

The most common beverage for a seltzer boy is indeed, a 5% strength White Claw, Truly, Pure Still, or some variant of the newly popular "Alcoholic Seltzer Beverages" popularized by white girls mostly on social media.

some say, to this day the seltzer boy has never been found.

Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"

A white tablet devised by Bayer Industries to finally solve the world's pigeon problems. Also known as "pigeon killer".

Sinking at least 2 effervescent Alka-Seltzer tablets in carbonated/fizzy seltzer water/club soda/soda water as an old-school hangover relief remedy.

The new rage in alcoholic drinks, alcoholic, carbonated water. A drink for those who either hate the taste of beer or want to feel like they’re being healthy. In reality, in two to three years, scientists will be saying this drink is terrible for you and causes cancer because that’s life kids.

Nitro cold brew coffee, a kind of coffee served chilled that uses bubbles of dissolved nitrogen to add a smooth texture. These bubbles are notably smaller than those of carbonated water.

When you smash back a shit ton of pineapple just to blow your load all over some dumb sluts face