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Seman
A type of person which is known to have more then a handful of computer knowledge. This term can be used as an insult for people with a horrible choice of haircut or balding. This term can be also used in the field in which the opposite persona has a bad personality or more or less acts like a total fucking asshole.

Stacy is such a Seman
Marko has the worst Seman !
By Kirsteni
Seman
Another word for cum

"Jaime.r ejected Seman in me and now I'm pregnant."
By Stephenie
Semanic
Being of the semen nature.

John spilled so much of his semanic fluid all over Tracy's face that she looked like a glazed donut.
By Leoline
Petrified Seman
Seman on a peice of clothing or towel that has dried up and is now crusted on to said objects.

I just found an old sock that is covered in petrified seman.
By Othilia
Seman Seeds
The two things that dangle in a sack below a man's stomach. Otherwise know as Testicular Orbs.

That man has huge seman seeds.
By Evonne
Seman Slap
When you masturbate and blow your load on your hand and slap the that bitch next to you with the same hand getting it all over her face.

After having a one night stand with some dirty butt. I seman slapped her the next morning to show her who the boss was.
By Thia
Seman Twins
blonde and brunette non-related that act the same OR porn twins..

Me and my bestfriend are seman twins!!
By Inna
Seman Firefighter
when i guy eats hot tamales proir to sex then ejaculates and his seman is severly spicy and the female and male then exchanges the seman between mouths until tht salivia waters it down.

Dude. That seman firefighter was wayy too spicy until we watered it down!
By Queenie
Seman Suprise
When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.

Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)

By Sephira
Osama Bin Seman
The vaginal terrorist, on 69-11 he took down 2 chicks

Man, Fred was such an osama bin seman the other day. He told me about his night with Susy and Jennifer
By Allianora