“Did you hear about September 28th?” Yes, Louis and Harry got married!”
By Sonni
September 28th
Clearly fall but not yet cold enough to be almost winter. Close enough to Halloween that you can go apeshit. Not yet far enough into the semester that you’re stressed tf out. It’s a good day. Some might say the best day.
A very stressful day of the year where you clown the entire day over Larry and check Twitter every five minutes even though you know nothing will happen but there’s always the slight possibility so you do anyways.
The dumbest most lesbian blondes were born September 28th, so they all celebrate their stupidity and annoyance on this day.. They think they’re smart and athletic but they are blonde so they aren’t either.
