Define Shake The Tree Meaning

Shake The Tree
To masturbate, spank the monkey, ejaculate and evacuate, jack off, jizz, or otherwise relive oneself via excretion of sperm from the bologna pony, especially when one's bologna pony is hairy as Honey Boo Boo's mom's back.

ejaculate and evacuate spank the monkey jizz jack off masturbate bologna pony

I can't wait to go home and shake the tree!
By Eulalie
Doesn't Shake A Tree
I cannot place the name to the face, and therefore I do not recognize them. Imagine a tree of apples. And when you hold or hug the tree trunk and shake the tree, apples will fall to the ground for you to consume. Well if the apples are not shook hard enough, they might not defy gravity! So gravity is not defied and therefore recognition is not confirmed!

I tried to figure out who you are talking about but it doesn't shake a tree!
By Marie-Ann
Shaking The Coconut Tree
To relieve rage/tension, an individual may find a coconut tree and shake it to release the fruit. In cases where the climate does not allow for natural coconuts, the individual may choose to find the nearest fruit-bearing tree and shake that instead.

Loc became so mad after hearing the bad news that he broke into my yard and shook all the peaches off of my peach tree, the look of rage dissipated from his face as he finished "shaking the coconut tree"
By Nada
Shake The Money Tree In A Wine Cave
Fancy political fundraisers for rich donors. In 2019 photos surfaced in which Pete Buttigieg, mayor of South Bend, IN was seated with rich donors in a Napa valley wine cave for a fundraising event. During Dec. 2019 debate, Elizabeth Warren attacked Buttigieg for appealing to rich donors instead of grassroots supporters by using this imagery. A few minute later, Andrew Yang stated his campaign reform policy would increase women and minority elected to offices around the country because "they don't have to shake the money tree in a wine cave", gesturing to Buttigieg.

You will have many many more women run for office because they don't have to shake the money tree in a wine cave.
By Norry
Shaking The Green Mango Tree
Synonym for robbing the cradle. Going out with someone who's ... really kinda young!

Eek the Cat sure is shakin' the green mango tree with Anabelle. I mean, that cat must be at least seven, maybe eight cat years older than her!
By Danila
Shake (one's) Tree
To provoke someone into taking some sort of action or reform

I believe people are electing radical candidates like her because they want to shake the government's tree shake (one's) tree
By Christiane
Shake The Tree Until They All Cum Out.
A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.

it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.

12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?

Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.
By Addia