An attention hoo’r who usually sports Louis Vuitton or Gucci but if she’s low income it’ll be Michael Kors or coach,is also a “woo!” Gurl that causes unnecessary drama where none needs to be, typically sends the “I just think it’s funny how...” texts
The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.
I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.
By Helene
Shetland Pony Cock
A term usually applied to an adolescentmale human. Well endowed but not as well as a horse. Can apply to physical or mental attributes.
Female: "That junior high party was awesome last nite!!..That Shetland Pony (cock) rocked my world!"
I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.
By Marje
Ridden Like A Shetland Pony
When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...
"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"
Sex act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. As she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the ass with his dick. When ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.
