Pronounced “Shy-Low.”
1. (verb; to
shiloh) When you sit down on a chair and it implodes beneath you like a demolished building.
2. (noun; when someone is a
Shiloh) Someone who frequently breaks chairs when sitting upon them.
3. (adjective; shilohproof) A type of
well-made or
sturdy chair, stool, or couch.
“Man, she just shilohed the shit outta that chair!”
“You’re inviting him over? I hope your
dining room chairs are shilohproof; he’s a total
shiloh!”
