Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."
By Kally
Shitting Like A Demon
1.)Defecating in a violent, uncontrollable manner that upon completion leaves one feeling weakened, unstable on their feet, and possibly light headed.
2.)Taking a devilish delight in defecating including, but not limited to: turning and looking upon the feces (hopefully located in a toilet bowl) with disgust and satisfaction; hoping the person in the next stall is gagging on the resulting stench; and loudly emitting moans or grunts that could be taken for either pleasure or pain by those close enough to overhear.
Grrrr, hey get out my way, I have to shit like a wookie. I got a turtle head pokin', it's getting all emotional on me.
By Evangelia
Shit Like A Racehorse
Taking a dump with a massive amount of poop. This term usually doesn't apply to a quick power poop with only a couple of small turds.
After the big supper I ate last night my first priority was to shit like a racehorse this morning.
By Dodi
Shit Like A Wildebeast
After spending 10 days eating nothing but sweaty cheese, old cracker,granola, pinecones, dried fruit, and raw lake water and not taking a shit, its whats gonna coe out ur ass.
MAN! I have to shit like a wildebeast.
*5 hours later*
Wow I realy did shit like a wildebeast he remarks as he looks at the strangely coloured mound of shihe left for some guy to stepp in, in the middle of the forest
By Dorolice
Shit Like A King
When you excrete a higher than normal amount of feces due to eating rich and huge portions of food like that of a king could afford.
Me: Ohh, I ate 5 course meals in one sitting last night, I filled up my porcelain chair this morning!
Friend: Damn, you must've shit like a king!
Me: Yea now my toilet doesn't work.
By Lenka
Shit Like A Nazi
When you have to shit so bad you are willing to wipe out a whole race of people to get to a toilet.
When you have to shit so bad that when seated on the toilet, you lift your healsup high off the bathroom floor and rock side to side while pinching a loaf.
