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Define Shit Mate Meaning

Shit Mate
shit mate is what you say when you are surprised to one of your friends.

Michaela: i saw barnsey last night.
Ashleigh: shit mate
By Tiffie
Shit Mate
Callum Blair

When you invite a mate round for chills and thrills, and then he decides to ditch you for bigger and better things!, thus becoming a shit mate!
By Cicely
Shit Mate
A friend that bails on plans.

A designated drive that ends up drinking.
A person that moves cities for no apparent reason
A close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.

You are a SHIT MATE
By Marian
Ah Shit Mate
A phrase commonly used by an inebriated individual when their equally drunk friends pin their arm behind their back.

Shaun: I've pinned your arm behind your back.

Jason: Ah shit mate shit mate shit mate shit mate shit mate.
By Rubetta
Shit Mate I Just Sharted
when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/
By Sapphire
This Boy Doesn't Know Shit About Football Mate
When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football

Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"
By Astra