A devastatingly
deranged act of violence.
This
ferocious stunt is enacted in statistically rare cases by someone who is more than likely to be an acquaintance of yours.
The attacker instantaneously decides to go for a walk outside to deliberately
step in dog shit. The objective is to return inside with the purpose of kicking you in the face.
Eg. “Oh my God! Look at
Lawrence, his face is covered in blood and shit!”
“Yeah, he’s just been awarded a shit kick!”
Eg. “Sally came running round the corner and jumped up to deliver a shit kick to
Colin’s face.”
“Colin
fu****g stinks. I’m going out for lunch.”
