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Define Backwater Meaning

Backwater
Somewhere out of the way; in the middle of nowhere; desolate. See boondocks.

"Where the hell are we?"

"I don't know, some backwater hick town. I can't find it on the map."
By Tracey
Backwater
A place where minds have stagnated by a process of floating on one's Back and being baptized under-Water.

If you find yourself lost in some backwater town, don't try to reason with the natives. This could hurt their minds and provoke an attack.
By Lolly
Backwater
When the sexual partner put a water bottle up his partners butthole and squeezes the water out of the bottle and into the butthole

BACKWATER ME BABY
By Lucille
Portland Backwater
The cum, semen, and other mysterious liquids dripping out of the female's anus after anal sex.

Dude, After We were done messing around she had serious backwater.

Oh my gosh Jared!! You cum way tooo much!!! Last night, I had sooo much Portland Backwater when you were done.
By Dredi
Backwater-bastardism
A saying or term that reflects a hillbilly, or redneck mentality. A word to make fun of backwoods types.

1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill."

2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"
By Raeann
Backwater Pie
(Sexual Act) The act of having a person excrete faeces into another persons mouth whilst they are licking water from a toilet.

Carl I can't believe you had a Backwater Pie with Alyssia, you know how notorious they are for spreading diseases!
By Rora
Backwater Canoeing
When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.

I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing!
By Juana
Backwater Swamp
1. A term used to describe an very wet rectum, especially after suffering from diarrhea.

2. A term used to describe especially steamy, and wet anal whiles a foul smell is present.

1. "aw man backwater swamps suck, especially after eating extra hot curry."
2. Guy1 :" hey there hot buns."

Guy2: "hey that backwater swamp was pretty nice last night "

Guy1: "you know it, do me like that again, will you?"
By Shea