Person 1,
Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse
Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA
WEE BASTARDperson 1, you don't half talk shite you do
Person 2, THATS IT CUNT
KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC