Define Shitty Boyfriend Meaning

a really really bad boyfriend who is atrocious at sex, lives far away from his girlfriend, has no penis, complains about having to go see her, and gets really jealous.

A total dumbass; One who posts urban dictionary words and uses his girlfriend in the example; one who will never get head; one whose girlfriend would probably not have to practice oral sex on bananas but rather baby carrots, tootsie rolls or snack-size snickers bars.