Define Short Dick Meaning

Short Dick
To fully or partially cut off someone's penis with a dull butter knife to get things going. Doing what it takes to light a fire under some dumb cunt's ass. Often used as a pedagogical aid on the job.

"Private Pyle, I WILL motivate you, if I have to short dick every cannibal in the Congo."

-- R. Lee Ermey

Full Metal Jacket
By Bobbette
Short Dicking
When you either penetrate a fine hoe with the tip of your penis and make small thrusts or you fully penetrate and then make small thrusts. It's not very good for anyone. It is only advisable to people who suffer from premature ejaculation.

Fine Hoe: "Filip was short dicking me last night, it was terrible"
By Maryjane
Short-dick
To intimidate. To frighten. To scare someone so badly, their dick retreats into itself.

"There isn't one jack off in this entire bar that can short-dick me. Wanna try? Let's go outside, motherfucker!"
By Maia
Short Dicked
It's like when you get shortchanged, only worse!!!

Somebody (usually a guy) fuqs you, you went into sex thinking you'd come a bunch, he'd come, everyone would be satisfied, it'd be awesome!!!

Then he comes really quickly and then falls asleep. The next morning he wakes up and does it again. At some point you might have told him that you would have liked to have come more than you did

You now know better than to bang him again, but your blood boils because you got short dicked. If you get shortchanged and some cashier shorts you $5 out of your change from a $20, you can usually go to an ATM and pull out more money. When you get short dicked, you can never get that portion your night back. And there is no adequate refund for sexual disappointment

Guys who will short dick a girl are fond of saying stuff like, "Did you come?" because they are unaware that most women are multi-orgasmic and can't think of more relevant questions like, "Did you come as hard as you wanted to?" or "Are you feeling satisfied? Or do you want more?"

A guy doesn't have to premature ejaculate to short dick you. Some can pull it off lasting a long time and just having the inverse of bedroom skill

He thought nothing when he short dicked me the night before, but then I told all my friends and all the girls on the scene just how lame he was in bed and just how unsatisfied I was. Bet he wishes he made an effort now!!!
By Selle
Short Dick
a dick that is very small, and is common to belong to an asian person

Wang is 2in... he has a short dick
By Melisa
Short Dicked
adj, a motha fucka with a short dick, fuck you think?

Leroy was talkin mad shit to that bitch at the club, but she said she could fuck with him since she heard he's a short dicked mutha fucka.
By Retha
Short Dick
To leave someone hanging, pay less than what is due/owed.

That bitch short dicked me by $9.00 and made me wait in her skank ass two hours before she showed up to do the do.
By Bessie
Short Dicked It
When you misjudge the distance needed to throw an object into the trash

Watch me make this

*Shoots and misses*
Aww man, I short dicked it
By Augusta
Short Dick Man
A short dick man is an entitled dude that cannot bare to let his toxic masculinity get brutally and utterly butt-fucked by principals of femininity and aspects of love. He comes off as a real douche and will do anything to ensure his friends know that he is not about that soft life. He often radiates fuckboy vibes which is what you would expect, hence his lack of personality corresponds to the lack of dick that he has.

Samantha: Why can't we cuddle Mitch?
Mitch: Cuddling throws off my vibe. I don't want the lads to think I am a softie
Samantha: We are over! You are a SHORT DICK MAN!
By Kimberley
Short Dick Surprise
When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.

It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)

b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis

"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."
By Colly